Spotted: supposedly “Grey’s Anatomy” on TV
Waky waky people of Gaza.. Drones here, your one and only source into the absolute and utter collective irritation!
Now I know this might come as a surprise but I want to actually “apologies” for a change! Leaving you for an hour this morning did not just feel right and I still feel guilty. I really want to make it up to you. I must clear my conscience, you understand right? So as they say “the sooner the better” how about tonight? Just us. It will be romantic. You know no electricity, no lights just us and candles. I promise I will do my best to drone your heads off and of course take some pictures in the process. BTW If you were lucky enough and there was electricity in your area you might want to cancel your TV plans.
Looking forward to your well-written angry tweets!
You know you don’t love me XOXO
The idea of this blog is obviously from “Gossip Girl”