~ ChUck NoRris FaCts ~

 

So Chuck Norris huh!

you know, there are a lot of days that come to me when i find myself absolutely free. I would have nothing to do or read, bordom kills me and the internet connection kills me even more. So what i would do when i have one of those days is, read CHUCK NORRIS facts! I would just sit there and read his facts and LOL for hours. In this blog i collected some of Chuck Norris’s facts. Some if not all of them i believe you already know, but hey it wouldn’t harm you reading them all over again. Because simply this is chuck norris we are talking about here, so just read LOL and enjoy 😀

 

INTRODUCING >> Chuck Norris fun Facts ..

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun!

~ how lucky !!

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Chuck Norris can make Newtons apple fall UP. !!

~ how about that !! Newton would’ve been so proud hehe 

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

~Whoa .. dude !! you should be ashamed of yourself hehe

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

~ Now that’s something i really wanna see !

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Chuck Norris does not wear a watch.. he decides what time it is !

~ lucky him hehe now why can’t WE do that

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 Chuk Norris and superman once fought each other on a bet. the loser had to start wearing his underwear outside his pants ..

~ LOL obviously !!

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 ~ as Hurley of lost would say it .. “Dudeee” hehehe

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek.

~ huh that’s a good one 😀 .. oh look a proof = the pic down here hehehe

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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

~ he must have been a good friend with Jack bauer then !!

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 Chuck Norris threatened to kill Michael Jackson, MJ got so scared to turned white

 ~ i believe this one hehehe

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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.

~ !!

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 Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

~ interesting ability !!

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Chuck Norris has a Myspace account… on Facebook.

 ~ i wanna do THAT !

 

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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, death is too scared to tell him.

~ Death be not proud blah blah .. Death thou shalt die !! John Donne can be helpful sometimes hehehe 

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

~ oh seriously !

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Chuck Norris can add you as a friend on Facebook without a friend request.

~ no comment hahaha

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